Cristiano Ronaldo's Zorro Hair

The masked hero leaves his mark. A master swordsman.

Professions Based on Beard Length

Here's what we men can all aspire to! I've barely gotten to sea captain before...

Some Green Guy Quote

I love how this mixes up all our little green monsters. The fun bit is, if you get it, you know you're a nerd...

King James Version of New Testament

Here's something for you to think about. It's much worse than any version of the telephone game EVER.

STFU or GTFO

Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out.

Kiev Before and After

Stuff is burning over there. Be aware of it.

Get over her

Even in Mortal Kombat there are heart breaks.