Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Embassy Protection Prohibits Bathroom Use

It makes sense, because they don't want anybody to get caught with their pants down.

Shaving Makes your Beard Grow Faster

I suspect that the only way to test that fact is thusly.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Here lies a computer nerd

It was the blue screen of death that did him in.

Wave from Shark Eye View

This is a much cooler perspective of a wave.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

What? This is Bullflip!

Instead of saying "bullshit" we should just say "Bullflip" and show this picture to anyone who asks.

Ears in the Wind

My ears do the same thing when I put my head out the window, just not with this much style.

Friday, November 19, 2010

You Park Like an Asshole (dot com)

First thing I do is print about 50 of these and head out to the parking lot...

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Signs of a Sore Loser

And because this dude kinda sucks at all kinds of games, this happens quite often.

Pepsi for CPR priviliges

The European Union was established exactly for this kind of "fair trade" agreements.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

How raised hands at concerts changed over time

The only thing that's missing is the hand holding up the lighter.

Yum Cat beats Lol Cat

If he's eating the cat then that's just wrong. If it's simply a bite-to-kill, that's a different story.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Beer- the reason I get up every afternoon

The conclusion you reach after looking for excuses is on the back.

Please log in so you can log out

It's like saying "You can't leave because you're not really here".

Friday, November 12, 2010

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Iphone, Android and Blackberry Users

How each user is viewed by themselves and by others. Rings true, doesn't it?

I Love Minecraft

This is pretty much the exact sequence of feelings for all new Minecraft players.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

There is no such thing as a vegan

I'm guessing they left out a few parts on this diagram to keep it PG-13.

How a train dodges something

Actually it's an earthquake in New Zealand that bent these tracks, but still!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Friday, November 5, 2010

George Bush's Invasion Plans

It's all in that "middle east" area anyway, nobody will notice the difference.

Special Kitty Diet

No comments, I'm just laughing out loud.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Fornicate with Law Enforcement Agents

Your gangster buddies thought it was cool, but that's where it ended.

Pool Sidewalk Art

She's drowning... obviously...

Monday, November 1, 2010

Softdrinks Racism

Just like in real life!

Deer in the Woods

This picture is very boring, even after knowing that there are hidden deer.