Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Fun Food Containers

I like this, simple ways to freak people out, all while enjoying a delicious snack!

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Minecraft Circle of Life

There is a vicious circle for the way we discover sweet new locations and build our awesome forts and castles (and towers, don't forget towers). It doesn't take long to get bored / inspired to build the next big thing!

Unfortunate Revalations for our dear Ezio

In the Assassin's Creed series, the hero has the inventor Leonardo Da Vinci as a buddy to make him interesting little gadgets. Some gadgets Leo would rather keep for himself...

Monday, September 10, 2012

Would you Drink your Favorite Beverage?

The question in the title- no problem. But would you drink the beer if you could pee beer?

How Moses Goes to the Bathroom

Biblical figures sometimes have awesome super powers. This one I would like to have too.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Egyptian Toilet

This made me smile. I wonder if they force you to only use your own ancestors for this.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Did Jesus Stutter?

Sometimes you have to look back at the things you use as proof or backing for your arguments and realize you are so wrong and generally a mean, ignorant person.

How Connected are you to your Son?

I imagine that this is kind of how things went in the bible. Most of the original passages are quite vague, so why the hell not?

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Our Death Ray isn't Working

Good old Jamie Hyneman will stand in the path of the death ray to test it's effectiveness.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

See Curiosity Differently

I like this new way to look at the little Mars explorer bot. Once you see it, you can't really unsee it.

Such a Hedge Hog

The little buggers don't like to share the hedge, and they are spikey...

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Cat going through security

Mr. Cat gets a pat down as he goes through airport security. He is not going to complain about it.

Friday, August 3, 2012

How to Do Chores

This all comes very naturally. I actually don't really see the need for a guide like this.

Monday, July 30, 2012

The Black Cat Analogy

If your in a dark room looking for a black cat, how will you go about doing so?

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Just 5 Minutes

Interesting. One side will always complain about it to the other side. This changes everything!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Mobile Phones in Minecraft

Here's the crafting recipe for creating some mobile phones in Minecraft. Notice the gratuitous use of unbreakable bedrock in the Nokia...

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

They have met two gods...

When you meet a god, that's one thing. When you meet two gods, how will you handle it?

Thursday, July 12, 2012

A Chicken Laying Eggs Dream

It's dangerous what kinds of things can happen while your subconscious is running amok in your dreams. You could end up "Laying Eggs"...

What is that in the sky?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? I don't know what the hell that is...

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Can't Wish for More Wishes

So what's the next best thing? Very clever....

Monday, July 9, 2012

Always Give 100%

Except when you are making blood donations.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Broken Ear Cat

Cats are generally retarded but this cat with it's ear broken and then fixed is retarded in a cute way...

Friday, July 6, 2012

Cute Fluffy Baby Penguins

Baby penguins are so damn cute! And so fucking soft.. apparently.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Annoying Jesus

Jesus in this comic is an annoying guy. Is this what he'll be like in his second coming?

Behind Blue Eyes Batman

If you know the song the song, then you get it. If you don't know the song, get your ass to grooveshark or something and listen to it. Then come back.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Careless Chicken Crossing the Road

One of these days people will not be asking why and just allow the damn bird to the other side of the road.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Honest Name of the Game

Item organizing is what keeps you busy. In between that there might be the occasional dragon or dungeon to deal with.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Revenge on a Little Creeper

Creepers are misunderstood creatures. Us humans on the other hand are ofter just plain and simple assholes!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

You Can't Trust Dentists

The Philosoraptor has another interesting idea for us to think about. People who make money from repairing something would not recommend something that reduces the need for repairs.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Jeremy Clarkson's Speed Wisdom

Jeremy Clarkson is sometimes known as the great buffoon or some other big kind of ape, but even monkeys randomly typing will eventually type out the entire works of Shakespeare, right?

The Saddest Vegetable in Existence

You combine these two... they are already quite sad on their own... and you get the ultimate sadness embodiment in the vegetable world: Meloncholy.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Hold My Beer and Watch This

When someone says... wait... that someone is usually me, isn't it?

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Don't Worry Be Happy

This handy chart makes it seem so easy.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

God Said Don't Eat That

Jesus explains the situation in a way that people understand.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Lois Fell out of the Window

This is the best Superman comic in the word. It's short but really packs a punch in the comedy department.

Friday, June 15, 2012

And God said to Kill his Son

There probably are tons of back stories that the bible never gets to and this must be one of them. The whole "test your faith" thing was a pretty lame excuse...

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Astronauts go here after work

After long days and nights of work in the endless voids of space, those poor guys need to go somewhere to relax and drink away their troubles. (Hint: it's the space bar)

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Vader Lighting a Cigarette with his Light Saber

Some things need many words to describe and others only a few. This picture of Darth Vader lighting up a cigarette with his light saber requires just the right amount of words.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

How Stupid We'll Look in the Future

There are many stupid things we do now that will look very stupid and ignorant in retrospect. And the funny thing, stuff like this can end up swinging both ways!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Bear Dressed for a Robbery

This is how evolution works- the mean black bear dressing up to commit a robbery.

Best Dog Costume Ever!!

I love this. It's two pirates carrying away their loot. Imagine seeing this in real life!! Better yet, imagine if you could wear costumes like this!!

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Why your son/daughter must study

It's really funny how this image works both ways- to warn your daughter and give incentive for your son!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Revenge to the Shitting Birds

I like this attitude. Birds like to just shit everywhere. If I could I would climb a tree and find some bird to shit on too.

Monday, April 30, 2012

The Difference between North Korea and South Korea

The Oatmeal has made a wonderful comparison between the North and South Korea. The statement "We require more minerals" comes across very differently in these situations.

First Rule / Second Rule of Fight Club

Apparently Fight Club on Facebook has gotten very lax. There are over 60,000 people talking about Fight Club. What the hell?

The Reason You Are Wearing Headphones Now

This chart accurately determines the probability for the reason you have your earphones in right now.

Super High Definition Minecraft

I've been looking for a texture pack like this, but the regular HD patcher doesn't quite reach the recommended settings.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Beer is the Answer

I can't remember the question, but if need be, I can think of many possibilities that still have beer as a valid answer!

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Modern Technology and Religion

There are some things that Jesus needs to get used to when he comes back to Earth. (Is that how you say it? "Back to Earth"? It sounds like he's been in outer space this whole time.)

Monday, April 9, 2012

Cute Kitty with Large Glasses

Seriously though, I wish I could put on glasses and suddenly look this awesome!