King James Version of New Testament

Here's something for you to think about. It's much worse than any version of the telephone game EVER.

How Moses Goes to the Bathroom

Biblical figures sometimes have awesome super powers. This one I would like to have too.

How Connected are you to your Son?

I imagine that this is kind of how things went in the bible. Most of the original passages are quite vague, so why the hell not?

God Said Don't Eat That

Jesus explains the situation in a way that people understand.

And God said to Kill his Son

There probably are tons of back stories that the bible never gets to and this must be one of them. The whole "test your faith" thing was a pretty lame excuse...

Getting your bible stories mixed up

That's how it went, right? Jesus wouldn't let dinosaurs onto the ark?