Embassy Protection Prohibits Bathroom Use

It makes sense, because they don't want anybody to get caught with their pants down.

Shaving Makes your Beard Grow Faster

I suspect that the only way to test that fact is thusly.

Giant Penguin Massage Machine

The future where these are needed is dim.

Human Choice Cuts

A cannibal's guide to culinary delights.

Here lies a computer nerd

It was the blue screen of death that did him in.

Wave from Shark Eye View

This is a much cooler perspective of a wave.

Head-stuck Hedgehog

Move towards the light at the end of the tunnel!

Notices and Warnings for the Modern Workplace

What? This is Bullflip!

Instead of saying "bullshit" we should just say "Bullflip" and show this picture to anyone who asks.

Ears in the Wind

My ears do the same thing when I put my head out the window, just not with this much style.

You Park Like an Asshole (dot com)

First thing I do is print about 50 of these and head out to the parking lot...

Signs of a Sore Loser

And because this dude kinda sucks at all kinds of games, this happens quite often.

Pepsi for CPR priviliges

The European Union was established exactly for this kind of "fair trade" agreements.

The is a spy among us

... and he smells of doodoo.

Getting Ready for a Home-run

The next frame is undoubtedly hilarious.

How raised hands at concerts changed over time

The only thing that's missing is the hand holding up the lighter.

Yum Cat beats Lol Cat

If he's eating the cat then that's just wrong. If it's simply a bite-to-kill, that's a different story.

Beer- the reason I get up every afternoon

The conclusion you reach after looking for excuses is on the back.

Please log in so you can log out

It's like saying "You can't leave because you're not really here".

Google knows what you meant

Did you mean "battleship"?

Getting onto the Boat (ark)

Now you see how important it is to "friend" the right people.

Iphone, Android and Blackberry Users

How each user is viewed by themselves and by others. Rings true, doesn't it?

I Love Minecraft

This is pretty much the exact sequence of feelings for all new Minecraft players.

There is no such thing as a vegan

I'm guessing they left out a few parts on this diagram to keep it PG-13.

How a train dodges something

Actually it's an earthquake in New Zealand that bent these tracks, but still!

Eye Tattoo

It's probably just a tiny bit worse than putting in contacts.

Galactic Empire Official Defense Strategy

George Bush's Invasion Plans

It's all in that "middle east" area anyway, nobody will notice the difference.

Special Kitty Diet

No comments, I'm just laughing out loud.

Fornicate with Law Enforcement Agents

Your gangster buddies thought it was cool, but that's where it ended.

Pool Sidewalk Art

She's drowning... obviously...

Softdrinks Racism

Just like in real life!

Deer in the Woods

This picture is very boring, even after knowing that there are hidden deer.