Human Choice Cuts

A cannibal's guide to culinary delights.

Yum Cat beats Lol Cat

If he's eating the cat then that's just wrong. If it's simply a bite-to-kill, that's a different story.

There is no such thing as a vegan

I'm guessing they left out a few parts on this diagram to keep it PG-13.

Special Kitty Diet

No comments, I'm just laughing out loud.

Assburger

So this is what everyone was talking about the other day.

Eating Watermelon

Even though the proportions aren't exactly the same, I still feel this way whenever I eat watermelon.

Soup of the Day

Mmmm, I wonder what's for dessert...

Veggie Burgers at McHammed's

The golden arches become the golden humps on the camel's back.

Redneck Delivery Service

Mmm. Makes me hungry. The part they didn't mention in this sign is you can't call because they don't have a phone. Just knock on the passenger window.