Always Give 100%

Except when you are making blood donations.

Beer is the Answer

I can't remember the question, but if need be, I can think of many possibilities that still have beer as a valid answer!

I've Never Been to New York

And that's fine. I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything.

Friendly security guards can identify prostitutes

This is funny but why is it in Chinese? Or Japanese for all I care? It should be in Spanish...

Chinese Word for Dry is the Same as...

Embassy Protection Prohibits Bathroom Use

It makes sense, because they don't want anybody to get caught with their pants down.

Notices and Warnings for the Modern Workplace

You Park Like an Asshole (dot com)

First thing I do is print about 50 of these and head out to the parking lot...

Complaint Department

Please take a number.

Warning of Whispering

Erection in Progress

They should turn this into one of those tags you hang on your hotel room door handle.

Toilet Torture

It's the kind of stuff the United Nations will not approve of.

Live Twitter Feed on Billboard

Accidentally revealing something...

Super Underwear

Even superheroes need to do the odd job for some extra cash now and then.

Special Exercise Program

We Do Not Serve Women

Pretty clever little play on words here.

The Referee is an Idiot

A well-placed sign can go a long way. I also like the expression on the refs face.

Liquor up front - Poker in the rear

Just say it out loud.

Caution! This is Sparta!

That kick of the dude down the pit has got to be one of the most epic-est moments in movie history.

How to do your Laundry

I wonder why they even bother printing all that stuff above the " -- or -- "...