Why your son/daughter must study

It's really funny how this image works both ways- to warn your daughter and give incentive for your son!

Friendly security guards can identify prostitutes

This is funny but why is it in Chinese? Or Japanese for all I care? It should be in Spanish...

Browsers need this functionality

You guys remember "myspace"?

Embassy Protection Prohibits Bathroom Use

It makes sense, because they don't want anybody to get caught with their pants down.

Notices and Warnings for the Modern Workplace

Warning of Whispering

Erection in Progress

They should turn this into one of those tags you hang on your hotel room door handle.

Caution! This is Sparta!

That kick of the dude down the pit has got to be one of the most epic-est moments in movie history.

How to do your Laundry

I wonder why they even bother printing all that stuff above the " -- or -- "...

Protected by Anti-Theft Sticker

Alternatively you can simply get your car protected by "blinking red light in dash".

Out of Toilet Paper

I couldn't have said it any better.

Instant Death and a Fine

Death we can all accept, but TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!! ARE YOU MAD!?!?!?

Looks Good when Drunk

Yep, you better watch out because it could happen to you too!

Balcony not on Ground Level

... but think about this: They probably put up this sign for a reason- some true dumbasses out there!

Warning: Falling Livestock

First you'd think this was photoshopped, but it's actually a real sign that was created using photoshop.

You're Probably the Insane One

You can take comfort in the fact that normal people probably look like crazy people from the perspective of insane people.

Warning- Fish Crap in Water

Fish crapping and urinating in the water is only part of what worries us. You know that somehow mommy and daddy fish make little fish in that water too.