Our Death Ray isn't Working

Good old Jamie Hyneman will stand in the path of the death ray to test it's effectiveness.

A Chicken Laying Eggs Dream

It's dangerous what kinds of things can happen while your subconscious is running amok in your dreams. You could end up "Laying Eggs"...

Jeremy Clarkson's Speed Wisdom

Jeremy Clarkson is sometimes known as the great buffoon or some other big kind of ape, but even monkeys randomly typing will eventually type out the entire works of Shakespeare, right?

What does that dog look like?

My Karma ran over your Dogma, and it's not very pretty.

Here lies a computer nerd

It was the blue screen of death that did him in.

Instant Death and a Fine

Death we can all accept, but TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!! ARE YOU MAD!?!?!?

Crisis Counseling Out Of Order

What they don't say is that it's been out of service since last January; nobody complained...

Yummy Bird Dinner

I bet one of your crazy friends at university has similar things in his stomach if you cut it open. (Don't cut your friends open)