And some of it is still stuck to my poo-launcher.

No matter how you word an explanation, you can't beat this one. Still, please try!

What Santa does while you sleep

Whenever I go to the movies...

How to Name a Volcano

Seriously- there's no way anyone can ever remember that name. I would like to hear someone try and pronounce it: Eyjafjallajokull! Icelandic volcano namers are nuts!